Back in my yoot, I was seeing a young lady that I had taken quite a fancy to. Then I saw her apartment. There were photos everywhere - Big, small, on the furniture, on the wall. Everywhere.

All of her.

No family, no friends, no pets (You see a lot of cat pictures in girl’s apartments. Doggies not so much…), nothing else. It occurred to me that if I had this many pictures of her in my apartment I’d be doing the perp walk for stalking.

After a few conversations I realized my science teachers were wrong - The Earth revolves around her, not the sun.