I remember once when I was single, I went over to a woman’s apartment for a drink and I happened to notice that she had one of those store-bought spice assortments which has about 9 spices, and they were obviously untouched.

I casually asked her what she liked to cook, and she told me that she never cooked; she either ate out or had frozen entrees.

Not for me, thanks!

PS the wine was crappy too!