Once my cousin sister asked me to pass on the antiseptic cream. Being an aware science student I checked for its expiry date and to my surprise it was already expired. So, I told her that.

Me: Iski to expiry date nikal gayi hai! (It's expired)

She: To jaa, dukan se expiry date badhawa ke la! (Then go and ask the shopkeeper to extend the date)

God.. uthaa le re baba!!