There was a guy at a job I had in college who wouldn't take no for an answer. He was weird and annoying, told all of his friends we were dating even though they knew I'd been with my boyfriend for like 3 years at the time (small town), and he told me that he wanted to take my last name so he could be Ryan Ryan.

About a year later I was at a job interview. She kept saying that I looked familiar but I had no recollection of her. She finally placed it and her demeanor changed immediately.

You know my son Ryan!

Ryan ‘Callahan'?

No, Ryan ‘McGregor'. And you're the little tramp who tried to cheat on her boyfriend with him.

(Nope) I didnt try to defend myself or argue. I just got up and left. You can't defend yourself against someone's precious son.