I am a fat female, therefore I:

-sit on my ass and eat junk food all day
-don't care about my appearance
-am lazy
-am stupid
-don't care about the opposite sex
-automatically envy thinner women and wish to be just like them
-hate thinner women, automatically
-wash down Super Sized, Fast Food meals with gallons of diet soda because I think the diet soda will negate the calories I've just eaten
-am smelly, I don't bathe regularly
-am white trash
-look for sympathy
-should listen to random strangers who will say rude things
-cant get laid, ever

In reality, I am none of these things and do none of these things. I love fresh fruits and veggies. I rarely eat meat or white bread. I don't drink soda of any kind. I don't overeat. I smell quite nice, thank you very much. I've had many friends who were beautiful and thin, and there were so many reasons not to envy them. I despise fast food. I have a condition called PCOS that makes losing weight an absolute bitch, and causes a 10 lb weight gain every time I glance sideways at a cookie. I don't mind exercise-I love to swim, I love to dance and I like yoga. Unfortunately, I had a little accident this year that prevents me from doing any of it now, and it makes me extremely sad.