Not me, but after reading some of these answers, I asked my mom what the most ridiculous thing that she cried over was. She said that one day when she was pregnant (with one of the 8 of us, unclear which), she was hungry so she decided to be healthy and eat an apple. Well she figured that apples were healthy, but pesticides are not so she decided to wash the apple. But then she realized pesticides probably wouldn’t come off with just water, so she decided to wash it with soap. But then she thought, “what if I don’t get all the soap off?” It’s not healthy to eat soap. So then she decided that she would just peel the apple. But then she realized that a lot of an apple’s healthy nutrients are in the skin, so she would be losing all of those. After that, she just gave up and cried because she couldn’t even do a simple thing like eat an apple.

I don’t remember this, so I may have been the baby in question.