This one only happened on Saturday.

Went to Pharmacy to get my monthly tablets. We have here different doctor prescription note for every month and pharmacy hold the 6 months of notes for me.

New assistant asked my name and looked up the prescription. Then she asks me if I wanted ALL the items listed on the prescription.

Surprised, I asked her “how many items were on the prescription.”

She said “one”

I said “ then I reckon I want all the items listed”

Duh