Generation Z here, we’re all depressed assholes and cover it up with our shitty humor because we all know we’re doomed.

We’re made up of mostly memes, suicidal tendencies, and assholeism. We’re all sarcastic bastards.

We all have this inner desire to rebel because of how shitty we are treated by just about every non-Generation Z’ers.

Generally, we play the hardened cynics to other generations. We poke fun at ourselves, but we get defensive once you start to laugh at us. The only people who can make fun of us are us, ok.

Short attention spans. 37 seconds max. So we multitask a lot.

I’m doing 6 things while writing this. This is the 7th thing I’m doing.

Love easy things. We’re lazy asses who do nothing with our lives.

And we have pretty dark and surreal senses of humor. Trust me, it means we’re sweet. The darker and gorier we appear, the nicer we are. Proven fact, I don’t make the rules, sorry.

Really, we’re just stuffed with memes, video games, and low self-esteem.

We’re great at research. The majority of us, anyway. Not all of us are obsessed with Fortnite, trust me. We don’t believe everything Fox tells us like real adults.

We don’t need college, since we all already have our PhDs in dank memes.

We are weak, we know our generation is weak, and we will not survive the winter.

We all collectively hate pineapple pizzas.

None of you can match up to our level of swag.

Our mixtapes are 45 minutes of us making animal noises. They’re fire.

Nobody uses “XD” anymore. You live in 2015 if you still use that, or you’re a Baby Boomer. No in-between.

We add “lmao” to the end of our depressing messages because then no one will know we’re all depressed potatoes.

We’re actually pretty open about our mental illnesses.

We’re open-minded in general and non-judgmental. We just love being assholes to each other.

We’re all afraid of offending you big boi generations. Please don’t hurt us.

We’re also pretty empathetic and accepting. It’s only those Instas that freak out and call the police when our faves so much as sneeze.

We do more than be stupid and watch videos when we’re on out computers and phones. We’re just too ashamed of them to do so. And no, it’s not porn. We’re not nastys like you older gens.

We’re independent so STOP FORCING US TO WORK IN GROUPS YOU COWARDS

We actively try to stop racism and homophobia and any of that shit. Shoo with that.

We love pets and come up with stupid silly names. Doggos and puppers are the most notorious.

We act like complete assholes but we’re all lonely so be our friends regardless of age just give us a CHANCE thats all we ask.

We hate school but it gives us time to get away from everyone calling us stupid lazy turds and makes us look slligghtttly productive.

We’re mostly shiplords but none of us have faith our ships will happen unless the producers come in like “lmao ur ships are canon ppl.” Then we get mad because our other ships don’t become canon.

That’s as much of Generation Z I can think of off of the top of my head from my experience with my several thousand Gen Z brothers and sisters and non-binaries.

Hope this gave you millenials and boomers insight into our fucked up generation.

Lana out *mic drop*