I got a good one for y'all.

My wife, son, and I went to H-E-B (famous Texas based Supermarket chain). I took him out of the back and put his carry car seat on the truck bed. My wife was experiencing symptoms of seasonal allergies so she was dabbing her nose and eyes with a tissue. When she has allergies and you're at a distance, it kind of sounds like she's crying. However, once you're close it becomes obvious that she's just sniffling. This will be important in a second. I was making funny faces at my son and trying to get him to laugh.

A random Karen appears out of nowhere, walks over to my wife, and asks if she knows that a man is bothering her baby. She then goes on to say, “is he making you cry, do you need me to call someone honey?”. I chose not to say anything out of sheer amusement. My wife was pretty shocked for a second and she said, “lady this is my husband and that little boy’s daddy”. The Karen was befuddled and didn’t really know how to extricate herself from the immensely awkward situation of her own making. She made some kind of apology to my wife and fled the scene.

Ahhh Karens, what would we do without them?