This was a Ken.

I was a forklift driver at a Pace Warehouse ages ago. The duty manager (Jamie) was telling me what needed to be done next when a guy storms up to him.

“You have way too many handicapped spaces in your parking lot! There are SIX spaces and there is a car in only one of them. I demand that this be changed.”

Then just to sound even more deranged his next words were, “I mean if they are handicapped, how much can they carry?”

Jamie who was a very laid back sort says very peacefully, “I’m sorry you feel that way but there the number of spaces is determined by law. Before we opened the fire marshall measured the size of our sales floor and gave us a maximum occupancy number, and that is what determines how many spaces we, by law, must have.”

The guy goes, “Thank you. I did not know that. I am going to go home and write my congressman right now.” And then he turned and stomped out.