Karen was once standing behind a guy in line at the bank. He was holding up the teller. The teller was so befuddled she kept stuffing cash into the paper bag the hold up guy handed her. He kept saying, “give me the bag, give me the bag.” He finally had to snatch the bag from the teller to make his get away. The bag was ripped apart and the cash spilled out on the floor. He fled empty handed.

Everyone in the bank was aware of what had happened and were focused on the would be crook’s hasty departure. Everyone, except Karen. A bank video, when viewed later, revealed Karen scooping up the spilled cash and calmly exiting the bank incognito.

Note - True story, with name change.