Originally answered: “should plant based milk companies be banned from calling their products “milk.”

Yes they should be banned.

I went to the supermarket yesterday to buy some butter and I was shocked when I came home and found out I’d accidentally purchased some sort of nut-based, butter substitute. Where do these vegans get off calling this stuff butter. It’s not butter! It’s made from peanuts not milk. I tried it and it tasted nothing like butter. It’s some sort of brown paste. Gross.

You’d think those pushy vegans would have stopped there but no. Imagine my shock when I opened up my shopping bag and found out the cream that I’d bought was another plant-based, vegan product! This should be illegal. Wheat isn’t milk! Vegans are just the worst. So pushy and preachy. They need to be stopped.

This made me so angry that I started getting intestinal cramps. I went to the Walmart pharmacy to get something to help with the pain. Reader, you won’t believe it. The vegans have even infiltrated Walmart! This is the end times. Look at what those pushy vegans tried to force me to take:

This has been one of the worst days of my life. Thank god that night has finally fallen and I can sit out on my lawn chair and look up at the night sky. Looking up at god’s heavenly creation I can finally marvel at something that those hideous vegans can never sully. Wait….. oh my god…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!