I was having the usual day going to my mom’s work after school.

I get on the train and sit down, listening to music… all of sudden a woman asked her friend.

-”do you think that boy is alone”

I say no.

Then one of the women started to yell at the other that I wasn’t. Of course, she started to argue with the other one. They were cussing each other out the usual.

Until somebody with their kid said what you wouldn't really expect. Not the “Stop cussing in front of my baby.”

Instead, she joined the argument and said, “The boy is clearly alone you ******* idiot.”

Soon the woman who thought I was not alone got one of her friends to back her up.

There I was in the middle of a huge argument of 4 people cussing each other out, babies crying.

Soon enough one of the ladies called her friend. I assumed to get out of the argument. But at the next stop, a fifth woman got on the train with 3 big macs and 2 happy meals. She gave the 2 happy meals and said I should eat. I checked the food and asked her if she did anything to it. “No,” she said. So I started eating it. What happens next? The 5th woman threw a big mac right into the lady’s face.

The woman stood there shocked. Yelled at her boyfriend to do something. He got up with a 3 other people and started throwing their shoes at the woman who threw the big mac. A couple of them missed and hit everyone else in the car who was not in the argument.

As you would suspect they joined in.

The mom’s baby and I were the only ones not fighting.

Then a person got in the car and said. “EVERYONE STOP!! THIS FIGHT IS RETARDED”

Everyone stopped and the lady who started the mess came to me squatted down looked me in the eyes. I thought she was going to say “Sorry baby didn’t mean you to hear that.” But no she slowly put her hand on my french fries and took one singular fry and left.

Everyone except her, the baby, and the man who stopped the mess apologized afterward.

When I got to my mom’s work the person who started the mess arrived after 10 minutes to where I was. I kid you not she literally handed me back the same french fry she took from me and left without saying a word. Afterwards, a friend who was sitting by me asked. “What the ****” just happened?

I said, “I have no idea.”

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