Don’t forget these actors, I scream out loud everytime they come up with a new movie. Sadly enough most of them need to direct or finance their own movies to be in one.
Vin Diesel
Like every movie he’s in, it’s always the same plane acting. He tried to do comedy once with The Pacifier, but there are no words for how bad that movie was.
So he’ll just keep on making F&F movies… some say he’ll retire after The Fast and the Furious 40, but I’m not so sure about that, because way to many people love to see the same thing 40 times in a row.
Paul Walker
There’s not a single movie with Paul Walker in it, where you can say, “that’s some impressive acting right there”. It’s just all the same, I even get the impression that he mostly get casted for his fret boy look instead of his acting skills.
Jason Statham
He looks like my neighbor and he acts like my neighbor… I don’t like my neighbor.
Sylvester Stallone
Sorry Sly, you may have had lot’s of succes with your earlier Rambo and Rocky movies. But as everything else evolves, your acting sadly enough didn’t. I’m sorry but we’re not in the 80’s anymore, so maybe you should stop making these 80’s like action movies.
… basically every actor that appears in the Expendables and Fast and the furious movies. I still don’t get how these movies are so populair. It’s just 120min of machismo and the one cliché one-liner after the other. It’s like the next movie is just the same script, but with even more cliché one-liners. Ow and besides all that, they have to treat every woman in the movie like she belongs in the kitchen.
Basically, if you can do all these things, BAM! you’re an action movie actor.
And don’t get me started about Steven Seagal, because if there’s one person in the world not worthy of the name actor, it must be him.
Tom Cruise
Whatever movie Tom Cruise is in, it’s always like “Ow look, it’s Ethan Hunt. Apparently he fights with mummies in Mission Impossible 6, but don’t worry, he’ll probably save the day by jumping with a F1-car out of a 100-storey building that’s about to explode.
I wonder if he can do something different for a change, like The Last Samurai, which was a pretty solid but underrated movie.