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Not me,but my partner.

It was the opening night of a Titanic in London.

We were sitting down when before the opening credits there's a screen saying it's about to start .. everyone just goes quiet and he pipe's up “don't know why we are watching this, everyone knows it sinks at the end”…

It was said lowed enough for everyone to hear and the entire Audience bursts out laughing 😳…

Needless to say we were all crying at the end 🤣…

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Lives in Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, UK
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