Pilot: Hello passengers. I know everyone is in a hurry but I wanted to let you know that my mother in law just called me. She is running late for our flight and is currently approaching the security line.

Everyone on the plane gave a collectively groan.

Pilot: I don’t want her to make the flight so please get seated and we can pull away from this gate and get out of here.

Everyone laughed. And they began moving more quickly to get seated.