Daughter is married to the Training Officer for the Sheriff’s Department. He had asked her to pick up 4 dozen donuts for a morning training session on her way home from a night shift. On the way home, she ran thru radar on the expressway, and was pulled over by a State Trooper.

He walked up to her car, and said “Ma’am- do you know why I stopped you?” Without breaking eye contact or saying a word, she solemnly held up a box of Krispy Kreme donuts. State Trooper was laughing too hard to write the ticket.