1. Hair saloon guy to me: “Sir your hair condition is worse.You must need hair spa”
2. Mom to me when I was kid: “Come near to me I won’t beat you”
3. Dad to me: “When I was at your age I used to listen to my parents.”
4. Friend to me before exam: “Don’t worry dude even I didn’t study for the exam. We will fail together”
5. Sister to me: “Don’t worry I will not tell this to parents”.
6. Group admin of “Friends Forever” whatsapp group: “This time we will make GO GOA GONE plan a grand success”
7. Some manager to his employee : “You will get a chance to go onsite next year for sure”
8. Many engineering colleges to their students: “100% placement for sure.”
9. Some far relative to me: “ Just study hard for these 4 years in Engineering. After that you will be free as bird”.
10. Shopkeeper or Bus conductor to me: “I don’t have change”
11. Politicians to common people: “I am your servant”
12. Heart broken guy to his Ex: “Yeah I am doing fine”
13. Heart broken girl to her Ex: “I won’t miss you”
14. Me to my dear fellow quorans: “I am not writing this answer for an upvote”

Learning Out Loud

Chandu the heARTIST

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