I lived in an “upmarket” apartment block, most of the cars were either Benz, Bentleys, couple of Rolls and several upmarket 4WDS.

One female owner was a pure “up herself” loud mouth with money and no class Each apartment has two parking lots which we paid for in the cost of the apartment.

I owned two cars as many of us did, the Loud Mouth woman took delivery of a third car, brand new top of the range Benz. (very smart car and very expensive)

One of my cars was being serviced, came home found the new Benz in one of my parking spots, called the Loud Mouth and informed her the car would need to be removed by following afternoon as my second car was being delivered from the mechanic. Loud Mouth informed this was not convenient and I would need to park on the street as her Benz was valuable than my second car. Second car delivered by mechanic (parked it on am allocated visitors space), again contact LM requesting my legally owned parking spot, LM became abusive and informed that her husband was a judge and she could take any spot she so desired as they now had three cars,

Well revenge is sweet, had some prawns for dinner, kept the shells, and sucked the juices into a syringe I had, acquired a long needle and injected prawn juices into the rubber around the drivers side door, without setting the car alarm off. Her Benz remained in my parking spot for several more days.

At dinner few evenings later Mrs LM in attendance, complaining about the ghastly stink “beautiful new Benz”, cannot locate the source of the stink, despite the dealers taking the car in for investigate.

Car eventually removed from my spot and never returned to the parking lot, never seen to be seen again. Believe there was some sort of legal action taken by LM which she lost :)