He started stalking me and my new boyfriend. This was sick. He would come to my work and bring me lunch. HE NEVER DID THAT WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER!! WTF???

He called when I wasn’t at home and left me messages of stupid love songs. It was so fucking annoying. I had to through all these stupid messages just to get to the ones other people left for me. Can you imagine hours of love songs on your answering machine? ARGHH!!

He showed up on Christmas with all these stupid fucking presents. He kept asking me to marry him. He NEVER wanted to get married before and now it was all he ever talked about!

He followed us. He followed me. He followed him. He was fucking all over the place. Had I known he was this big an asshole I never would have gone out with him in the first place.

How did I make it stop? One day he was waiting for me outside my apartment when I got home from work. I got in his car and I told him straight to his face that he was extremely unattractive when he was pussy whipped. It was like a bucket of cold water and a slap in the face to his ego at the same time. I told him he was acting like an obsessed idiot and he was making me hate his fucking guts.

I got out and left him there.

Oddly enough, I later became friends with him. He told me the day I did that was the day he grew up and took responsibility for everything he had done to me. Yeah, the prick cheated on me and I told him to fuck off. His professed love for me was a bunch of bullshit in my book. You cheat, you’re gone. Anyway, I never see him anymore but he has called from time to time. He says he still regrets the way things ended. Oh well. I sure don’t.