These shoes:

Why, you may ask? Well before he snaps us out of existence, I would ask him for a last request. I would then go to the jukebox and play “Tequila.” I would then begin dancing as thus:

If movies haven’t lied to me, and I assume they haven’t, Thanos would be so entertained that not only would he spare everyone, but he’d give me a motorcycle to drive away on.

How is that for weird?