16 men (yes, all men no women - they were not thinking long term) have been isolated in a warehouse in Zombieland. They want to get to Pacific Playland to join a larger group.
ENTJ appoints himself Commander of the group. He tells everyone that he will organize the group, but he has rules. The 1st rule is no one is to leave on their own, and the 2nd rule is no one is allowed to help anyone outside of their group. He begins to delegate tasks.
I will tell you right now, ENTJ will live.
He appoints ESTJ as his second in command. That is a great choice. ESTJ is very good at keeping order and enforcing rules. ESTJ will live IF everyone else does as he says, but that never happens, does it?
Someone is outside begging to get in. ISFJ can't believe that no one will defy ESTJ to open the door. "I'm coming", he shouts, as he pushes through the door. Rule enforcer ESTJ locks the door behind him. ISFJ is dead.
INFP gets hysterical. He needs to help his friend, ISFJ. He runs outside and is eaten by a Zombie. INFP is dead.
ESTP decides what is needed is some action. They don't call him 'The Doer' for nothing. ENTP is also ready for some action. ENTJ forbids them to leave (rule #1). Too bad, so sad, they leave with guns blazing. Not a great plan, ESTP and ENTP are dead.
ENTJ quickly decides who he really needs on his team. ESTJ for reliability and trustworthiness. ENFJ just because he is so damn good looking (ENTJ is straight, but the guy is easy on the eyes. Whatever!) ISTP because he will stay calm and collected even under stress. ISTJ because he will follow directions and follow orders. INTP for his problem solving skills and ability to think outside of the box. INTJ for his drive and because he is a brainiac.
His main team assembled, he lets the others decide for themselves if they want to stay, or go with him.
That leaves fun loving ESFP, conscientious and warmhearted ESFJ, gentle soul ISFP, insightful visionary INFJ, and social ENFP, to make their decisions. All but INFJ choose to follow the group. INFJ intuits that the risks outweigh the benefits, and decides to stay behind. INFJ lives.
Once outside the first zombie attack is immediate. ESTJ could take one for the team, but he doesn't. Two others sacrifice themselves for the greater good. ESFJ and ISTP die. ESFP is drinking from a hidden flask, you know, just to make it more of a party. Oops, he stumbles and falls behind. ESFP is dead.
ENTJ gathers what remains of his army together and gives them a pep talk. They need to keep going. ISFP needs to make a pit stop at a men's room. Yep, a zombie gets him. ISFP is dead.
ENFJ sees a once hot naked zombie lady. He stops for a moment just to get a look, and ESTJ yells at him. ENFJ tries to shush ESTJ, but suddenly they are surrounded by zombies. ESTJ struggles with being bossy, but this time it bit him in the ass - literally. Eww. ESTJ is dead. ENFJ has been injured. Commander ENTJ finishes him off, for his own good. Boom! ENFJ is dead.
The Commander is starting to be a real asshole, but the others understand it is for their own good. Everyone except ENFP. He is getting emotional and that could risk the entire group. ENTJ makes a quick decision to use ENFP for zombie bait. ENFP is dead.
But, the trick worked. While the zombies are feasting on ENFP, the other four make it to Pacific Playground. INTP notices that he left his laptop at the last Twinkie break, and he turns around. INTP is dead.
ENTJ is alive, and exultant. The Commander has survived! “It pays to be an asshole,” he says to himself. INTJ is alive, because without ENTJ realizing it, many of the good ideas came from INTJ, (the Mastermind!). ISTJ is alive, because sometimes being a rule follower is the super smart way to go. And INFJ is alive, because he realized early on how all of this would play out, and he really doesn't mind the solitude of being alone. In fact, he is pretty chill with it. He may even write a book about it…