For the people who wear glasses like me, I’m here to share your pain. I hope you can see more clearly.

Looking for your glasses while wearing your glasses.

I’ll wake up in the morning and put on my glasses. I’ll grab on my stuff and then look for my glasses in the same spot.

“Where the fuck are my glasses?”

Turns out I’m wearing them.

Getting punched in the face hurts more.

Imagine someone having plastic knuckles and they punch you square in the nose. That would hurt more right?

Well this is the same thing, but the plastics already on your face.

Trying to lay down sideways with glasses.

Trying to relax and watch TV when you’re tired is basically impossible when you constantly have plastic digging into the side of your nose.

People wanting to try your glasses.

Can I try them?

No.

But I want to see if I need glasses!

Dude I’ve been wearing glasses for 3 years it’s not going to be the same prescription for you.

Well can I just wear them?

You grab them by the

fucking

lens.

So can I-

No.

Constantly adjusting glasses when sweaty or loose.

Sure it looks cute when an awkward girl pushes up her glasses, smiles, and looks up at you, but have you ever thought how the girl feels doing that 20 times every 5 minutes? Glasses need to be adjusted and sometimes constantly.

Accidentally looking at people.

Lady you can’t see better without your lenses.

Imagine the woman above, but she actually has her glasses on.

“Wait what is that smudged spot on my glasses?” says Joshua, as he squints towards it. He takes off his glasses and cleans them with his shirt, he then puts them back on and looks in the same direction only to realize a girl is looking at him with a confused and slightly disturbed look on her face.

Oh, Joshua was accidentally staring at her.

Realizing [for some] that you don’t look hotter without your glasses.

We can’t all be winners.

Sometimes when a movie character takes of their glasses they look like this

And then the romantic interest acts all shy and aroused.

Not all of us can look like Chris here. Usually we have tiny eyes.

Steamy things fog up your glasses.

Trying to open the rice cooker? There’s fog.

Trying to drink some hot chocolate? Fog.

Snuggling with your partner but she got a bit too close? Her breath smells good but fog.

The fact that there’s constantly a piece of plastic on your face.

Generally glasses are inconvenient, but we have to wear them to see. I actually think I look better in glasses than I did without, but nonetheless, we are still burdened by bad eyesight, restriction and fear of breaking them.

For all my fellow glasses wearers,

I hope you see what I mean.