You fully sighted folks don’t know how easy you have it…

• Try lying down. Sounds easy right? Wrong. Unless you enjoy having a piece of metal awkwardly jabbed into the side of your face, you’re not gonna be happy.

• We can’t enjoy the sunny weather. We can either a) be blind from wearing sunglasses and not our prescription glasses, or b) be blinded by the sun because we’re wearing our prescription glasses and not our sunglasses. Yeah, we’re blind either way…
• Some people find the rain therapeutic, relaxing - they’re pluviophiles. I don’t like the rain - I can’t see for shit.

• As much as I love a good cup of tea, you know what I love more? Having my glasses steam up whenever I take a sip - really enhances the experience, you know?

Now yes, a lot of these can be solved with contact lenses, which I now used quite frequently, but they’re costly. Can’t we just invent some wipers that fit on our glasses to keep them clean?

Footnote: 10 Things That Only People Who Wear Glasses Understand