My ultra rich doctor father in law. One day I see him filling an empty ketchup jar with water. “What are you doing?” I ask. I thought he was rinsing it out to put it in recycling. There was a pause.

“There was still some left.” He said hesitantly. Ya see he's so cheap he was watering down the last globs of ketchup to use on his hotdog for later. I get it when people do that with their shampoo but the whole reason people use ketchup is to make things taste good. Not like watery dripping ketchup-water. I told him so.

“"But the amount of calories… “ he started…

“"No. Just no…” I said and walked away shaking my head…