I had a next door neighbor that would constantly let his dog out and he would immediately come drop a load in my yard. He wasn’t a huge dog but he was pretty “biggley”. I never mentioned it but the neighbor would always assure me that he would clean up after his dog, but he never did. I always had to clean up the messes before I cut my grass or risk slinging it onto my shoes or the side of my house.

After more promises that never got fulfilled, I went out one day to clean the piles and instead of disposing of them as I normally would I tossed them all over on to his patio. I never had to clean my yard again. I guess he decided cleaning up after his own d...