I used to work at a garden centre when I was 16, It was my first job I’d ever had. The assistant manager was very bi polar, One minute he would make jokes about me the next he would shout at me so after about 4 months or so I’m on the shop floor with him and we’re talking about football, I made a joke about his team losing the night before and for some reason he took massive offence to it, We ended up having a massive argument on the shop floor which resulted in him telling me to fuck off and don’t bother coming in next week, Obviously at the time I was pretty upset, I barely had any money at the time and didn’t know what to do with myself…about 2 days later I bought a lottery ticket and won £5000 :))) I claimed the money and went to the garden centre the next day and bought the most expensive plant (It was a lemon tree worth £400 that’s growing in my garden right now) in the Garden centre as a way of telling him to fuck himself. Feels good even to this day lol

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