My wife and I had this lesbian couple who were our next door neighbors. From the moment they moved in they were just plain nasty as neighbors. They did not get along with any of the neighbors on our court. Even the lesbian couple on the other side, who we were good friends with, didn’t get along with them.

After one particularly bad encounter with them I sought revenge. I went on the internet looking for something bad smelling the I could put over the fence into their yard. I found skunk essence. It is used by hunters to mask their scent. I bought a vial of it on Ebay. So my way of getting even was whenever we would be gone for a day or more, I’d put a few drops over the fence. It would dissipate before we came home but would have a lovely skunk smell for hours.

Like they say, don’t get mad, get even.