When I was about 4 or 5, we had a neighbor in an apartment complex who was always drunk. One night, I was standing outside when he & his girlfriend walked by me. He stomped his foot and roared really loud, attempting to scare me, but I just stood there staring at him. He asked me what the hell I was looking at, and his girlfriend told him to leave me alone. When they came back, he walked by and said he was gonna get his pliers and take my nose off.

As soon as they went inside, I went to his front door and peed on it. Every time they went somewhere after that, I would pee on his door. I have no clue why. But it made him, and the manager really angry. We ended up moving to a much better place a few months later. For some reason I can remember him clearly. He was a total douche bag. His girlfriend on the other hand was really nice, and sweet… and pretty.

They had no idea that it was me at first. He actually thought it was someone with a dog, up until the manager caught me red handed (or yellow handed). lol But I was just a kid, so as to why I chose doing that, it’s a mystery. But I’ve never liked bullies, so maybe that has something to do with it.