Lover of History and the Idiocy of Existence at Self-Employment (1968–present) · Author has 80 answers and 14.7K answer views · 4y ·
My neighbor fed the pigeons, so we had a LOT of pigeons crapping all over my house and yard. Idiot nuisances! What kind of stupid birds lay eggs on pitched rooves.?!
Anyway, a month or two before we left that house, I saved up my dogs' poop and the night before we left, I threw it all over her yard. I also posted flyers on the mailboxes explaining if anyone had pigeon issues to call her. Had to repost them when she tore them down.
I didn't get caught in any manner. I fully intended her to know who did it.
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