We rented a small house across the parking lot of a restaurant. The owners were our landlords. The parking lot wrapped around to our gate and was out parking spot. It was overflow parking about 7 spots. We had a No Parking sign on the gate. It's a diagonal spot to block our window. One day, coming home from work, turned the bend and some asshat parked his convertible black Mercedes Benz with tan leather seats (Marin county) in our spot. Now, had there been any open spots, still pissed but, now he has have to park on the street. Did I mention, we have a 6 month old?

My husband is livid! He's walking up to the gate, takes his coke (know what's coming (wait for it)), yep, dumps it on the drivers seat. Now we wait. There's a window from our house right there.

It's about 5:00, the asshat comes to his OPEN convertible in a spot that says NO PARKING and has a hissy fit after sitting down! Now mind you, we are in our house, hearing the fucks, shits, mother fuckers….everything you can think of. We're barely able to contain ourselves.

Asshat’s “wife" (Marin county) said “ maybe you shouldn't have parked in front of the no parking sign.”. Asshat drive off in a huff, screaming obscenities the whole way.

Hee hee hee. Actually it was high fives (1993), belly gut laughing.