Something i heard in a crowded metro train. An Indian middle age guy squeezed in to a crowded train just in time before the door closed- pushing in a Chinese teenage guy and his girl friend who was standing inside. There was plenty of space inside and they were just standing at the exit.

Furious Teenager- Hei..watch it
Indian guy- Sorry dude..train's door was closing pretty fast
Furious Teenager-(raising his fist in a gesture to hit him) Then you should wait for the next train
Indian guy - (offered his hand for shaking) Thanks so much for your advice
Teenage guy- (struggling for words)

Surrounding people and his girl friend burst out giggling. I was really expecting to see a big fight but the calm Indian guy just pulled the hot air out of the balloon..