Going under the radar for this one! I had a friend who was not a nice person. She did things that wouldn’t go over well, but I’m not going into all that. One time she was on vacation and asked me to go by and check her mail everyday. (Pick it up and what not) . Well, she lived next door to an elderly relative and she had gotten someone to splice into his cable and was stealing cable from her own family! The older man had no clue as he would not have allowed it. While I was picking up her mail, I just happened to have some heavy duty scissors on me. I cut the line going into her window. She thought her ex did it. I agree with her that it was something he would do! That felt good. She could totally afford to pay for cable herself, but she was too cheap to do it.