Now I'm not a passive aggressive person often and my answer probably won't be as good as some of the others, but here we go.

The first time was in 7th grade, we were sewing stuffed animals. This one annoying loud obnoxious girl that no one really likes was being very rude to other people and talking back to the teacher. Now our teacher we had was one of my favorite teachers of all time and I didn't really like that this girl was being so rude. I was finishing up seeing my stuffed animal when the girl comes up to me and said “you're stuffed animal is ugly, I could do soooooo much better” and I'm normally quiet unless around my friends but something came over me and on instinct is said, “Well so are you, but I'm not complaining.” And I heard a gasp and the room went silent (It wasn't a big room) and I just kept sewing but I was kinda nervous on the inside. The girl then said, “What did you just say to me?” Followed up with, “Did you just call me UGLY” I said, “Yeah, I'm sure your mirror does every morning as well.” And she opened her mouth to talk but THANKFULLY the bell rang I just fast walked out the door.

The second time was in the fall, I run cross country, and I come into class after running a Saturday meet, And I'm not that fast of a runner, and that weekend was the first time I had ever run a meet (2 miles) in under 14:30. So I walked into school happily and this girl that sat next me asked me “How'd you do?” And I said, “good” she then said “what place did you get?” I then replied “42nd” She then snickered and said “you suck.” Now I was almost shocked to hear this coming from her, because I doubt she could've run 1 mile in 14:30. But anyway I followed up with “How many pages did you read over the weekend?”

Her: “What?”

Me: “How many pages did you read over the weekend?”

Her: “Why?”

Me: “Just wondering”

Her: “326”

Me: “You suck”

Her “What? I bet I read more than you? How many did you read?”

Me: “0”

Her: “Don't tell me I suck when you didn't even top me”

Me: “What goes around comes around”

Her: “I don't know what you're talking about”

Me: “I don't know whether or not you have the memory of a goldfish, because you did the exact same thing less than 3 minutes ago”

Me: “bye”