I was in a flight with my wife. We were on the absolute last seat. There was another family of 3 sitting diagonally across from us.

The aisle seat in our row was empty. This has happened very few times for us and I was excited about travelling comfortably for the 6 hour flight! But the father of this other family notices the empty seat and even before the flight takes off, comes sits right next to us in that empty aisle seat. (As soon as the door lock announcement was made).

I was understandably upset. Maybe his wife told him to park his ass next to us so she and the kid are more comfortable.

Just so that you know I am not being an a**hole to a family with a kid, it was a kid and not a Baby... 10 - 12 years old at the minimum.

Anyways I am upset and pissed off... But I decide to forget about it and move on...

Then a minute later... I smell something nasty... It was a goddamn fart! In an airplane on the last middle seat with the fans not working... We were suffering ...

It was the longest-lasting fart smell of my life... After about 10 minutes after the dust (smell) from the first fart settled... There was another strong whiff of the same smell... This time I f***ing heard the fart too... This happened a few more times and I lost it...

When it happened next, I picked up the safety card from the front pocket and started waving it like a fan around my face... It gave intermittent relief from the strongest fart smell of my life..

People around me were also pretty fed up and followed my lead of using the safety card as a face fan...

I looked at him whole doing that... O yes I did... After the 100th fart....

At this point he was pretty embarrassed ... Finally !!

He gets up... Gets his lazy ass to the restroom... Comes back and sits next to his wife and the farting is further and less... And the remaining 5 hours of our flight were heaven compared to the first one!!