This was years ago. A boyfriend was cheating on me. Well, I had suspected as much at the time, turned out to be true.
We happened to be on the same cell phone plan. I got the bill and started looking at the phone numbers called from his phone. None of them were familiar to me. I decided not to confront him about this but just called the numbers.
5 different girls! I would call and ask who they were. I had asked for the ex-boyfriend by name. They wanted to know why I was calling, I didn't give a reason the first time they asked. I just said that I needed to speak directly to William. Of course they would ask why. I asked who they were, how they knew William. They all responded that they were his girlfriend.
I don't know why I thought of this but the first thing that just came out of my mouth was, "Can you give him a message for me?" They were a little huffy, but usually said yes.
"I just wanted to tell him that the HIV test results came back positive."
This was, of course, untrue but like I said, I don't know why it came to me. I just said it. I didn't tell him I had made the calls, I just waited for them to all get upset and call him.
The voicemail he left me was hilarious! Used to listen to it to cheer up when I was having a bad day. Too bad it was on an old phone and I no longer have it.