So I was sitting in my car in the parking lot of a Veterans Administration hospital, killing time before a doctor's appointment. I decided to reapply my lipstick in the car mirror when I noticed some movement out of the corner of my eye.

A much older gentleman who had to be in his 60's was sitting in the car next to me, making extremely lewd gestures at me (along with a few "thumbs up" signs thrown in there).

I rolled down my window, and he rolled down his.

"You look great!" he exclaimed.

I put the biggest smile I could muster on my face and said "Thank you! You're so sweet, you remind me of my dad! He's about your age, in his 70s! Have a nice day!" And I rolled the window back up.

The non-gentleman, who clearly thought he was a good possibility for a romantic partner, looked like I'd just ran over his dog with my car.