I was babysitting one day, with three extra kids than usual. Only one of them was male, but he was a really cute toddler who played dress up with wands.

His sister, who was also a toddler, was quite grumpy due to the fact she missed her parents. I was watching tv with her (Bubble Guppies! Ugh) and her brother sat next to me.

The girl goes, “Natty! Don’t sit by him! He’s got boy-germs!”

“Don’t worry, I got my boy-germs shot.” This makes her laugh.

“That’s a thing?”

“Of course! Once you get it, you like boys.”

“Ugh! I hope I never get the shot because boys are yucky!”

“Hm, that’s what I thought, but now I’m happy I got it because I know a really cute guy.”

“Lemme see a pic! Lemme see a pic!” I turn on my phone, and when she sees the picture, she goes “Why does he look like a muppet?”

I died laughing!