My friend tells this fairytale story to me.
Suspecting his girlfriend of cheating, he bought her an iPad for Valentines Day. Unbeknownst to her, he had actually bought two iPads with matching cases. As she was setting it up he switched the iPads and she believed she needed to start over because the iPad had to be restarted.
This gave him complete access to her texts, email, phone and etc. Sure enough he discovered that she was texting with others and that she was having sex with three different guys besides him.
He monitored the texts and instead of just breaking up, he decided to go savage. As she planned a Thursday night assignation with one of her three other lovers (the married one), he took her iPad and texted the other two telling them they needed to go to WhatsApp because her boyfriend was getting suspicious. He then deleted the texts and began conversations on his phone with WhatsApp with the other dudes and blocked them on the iPad.
He set up “dates” with the other guys at the same rendezvous she was meeting the other dude. To add insult to injury, he texted her parents brothers and sister and invited them to meet there as well under the pretense that he was going to ask her to marry him.
To add insult to injury, he contacted the married affair partner’s wife and told her where her husband would be and who he would be with and at what time. He strategically set the times to create the most dramatic impact.
He arrived with her family 30 minutes before his girlfriend was to arrive to meet her married lover. They were already seated at the a table when she walked in and greeted a stranger seated at the bar with a hug. Everyone looked confused but not as flabbergasted as she did when she looked over and recognized her family sitting twenty feet away.
She was formulating her response in her head and trying to make sense of the situation when in walked another of her affair partners who happened to recognize the married first one because they were all three co-workers. An argument quickly ensued just as the third partner arrived.
She realized at this moment that her boyfriend had something to with this convoluted mess and began to attack him. Just as he was beginning to call her out for being a skank the wife of her original date arrived and recognized the situations ramifications immediately as her husband was in a verbal altercation with a co-worker over another woman.
“How could you do this to me!?” The girlfriend screamed.
“This is the first time in your life that you aren’t happy to be the center of attention,” the boyfriend said. “You live in an I, me, mine world and this is all about you and of your own making.”