My niece came to my house a few months ago to visit. She wanted to play with my smartphone.

“-Can I send messages to your friends?

-Sure.” I said. She already did that and she would send smileys to my upper conversations, hence to my closest friends.

This time she was next level. She proceeded to send the message “caca”to all of my contacts (popular word for “poo” in french).

Among them there was a bunch of people questioning my new way of saying hi, to whom I had to give an explanation. And some of them despite having seen the message (blue checking read receipt), didn't give me any answer. Among those there was a girl I went on a date with but to whom I didn't talk to anymore, because, well, she rejected me.

Picture yourself not talking to someone for a whole year and then receiving the message “caca” from them.

I died of laughter. And embarassment.