Well, let’s see, there’s the time that

• A neighbor climbed into my window to escape her soon-to-be-ex husband.
• A drunk neighbor walked right in through my front door and then started arguing with me that I was in their house.
• Another neighbor asked me over to help open their car and the rear passenger side door was unlocked and the keys were in the ignition.

It goes on and on but really, it’s not a bad neighborhood.