Told this on another forum.

Background; Marin county, CA, pretentious asshats!!! WE rented a house next to a restaurant, I think it was a staff house prior. The back of the house faced the parking lot. Our parking spot was a diagonal one that prevented people from looking in to the one window that faced the lot or coming in the gate to our yard.

As we had had problems before, we asked if we could put a “No Parking , tenants only" sign up. Yep, all good. So we do. Problem solved, right? NOPE!!!!

Saturday, home with our 6 month old son, husband at work. See Mr. Asshat pull in to our spot in his new black shiney Mercedes convertible (top down) with nice tan leather seats, get out with his wife (???), and saunter in to the restaurant. Que time for hubby to be home. I see him pass, pissed as there are no other spots to park other than the street, 3 houses down. (Apparently, it was a big party) It just so happens he had some left over soda from lunch at Wendy's, big one. He removed the lid and dumped it on the drivers seat, came inside, still pissed, and settled down. Now time to sit and wait.

Maybe 2 hours go by and the show is about to start. Mr. and Mrs (???) Asshat come out, open the door and sit down. At that point, Asshat starts screaming every obsenity in the book, fuck, mother fucking assholes, I'm gonna kill whoever did this, blah, blah, blah. BTW, dressed in a suit. We watched and heard it all! Wish we had popcorn, it was that good! Finally, he started the car, still throwing a fit, and heard from wife (???), “Maybe you shouldn't have parked here like I pointed out.” Told her to shut up, put in reverse and left.

We are still laughing, it was 1993. I wonder the what the detailing and dry cleaning cost? Marin county is known for it's arrogant assholes. That's why I no longer do.