It wasn’t quite instant, more like 24 hours but it was still fun. I was in Disney world, Orlando, and we’d gone to the water parks. I put $50 in my shorts and velcroed the pocket shut. Wife and kids said ‘why take it? You’re gonna lose it. We don’t need it anyway due to the magic bands we’re all wearing.”

I didn’t listen. Lost the $50 on the water slide.

next we’re in line at Epcot’s Test Track ride and the dad asks his 10yr old what he was gonna do with the $50 he found at the water park. I wasn’t allowed to say anything ( not that I would have ) but my kids mocked me mercilessly.