Not nasty but FUNNY AS HELL.

Back in High School one of my friends came across fresh road kill near our house. This roadkill was in very good condition and just happened to be a skunk.

Knowing that I was home he thought it would be funny to leave it at the front door, ring the doorbell, and run around the corner into the night. Great plan right? Unfortunately for him I was walking past the door when he rang the bell and I saw him running around the corner and then the stench of the skunk hit me like a runaway septic tank pump truck on steroids.

this prank could not go unanswered so I grabbed some old gloves and a tarp, tossed the deceased skunk in the back of our farm truck and waited until 3:00 AM when I went to his house with a slim Jim, electric tape, and the skunk.

The next morning he found our friend “standing in his drivers seat with his paws taped to the steering wheel wearing his favorite pair of sunglasses. the doors to the car were locked and the windows were up, unknown to me the keys were under the seat and he couldn’t find his spare keys!

He called me that morning cussing a blue streak and called me nearly every name in the book plus a few new ones, I went over and unlocked his car after he admitted that my revenge was pretty damn funny.

FYI there is an air freshener/sanitizer called Ozium that really does work on smells like that, it didn’t completely get rid of the smell but he could drive the car with the windows up.