Many years ago I had a “motorcycle mama" come into the ER complaining about “female" problems. I ride a Harley but this woman’s appearance was the stereotypical “motorcycle mama" with the leathers, tattoos and unkempt hair. I got her ready for the pelvic exam and the Dr. got to work while I stood in “good nurse", ready to hand him things position. He looked at me and motioned me to look at what he saw. There, in big bright red letters was the tattoo going up the inside of her thigh to her “lady parts". It said “PROPERTY OF BIG RED" with an arrow pointing up. We maintained our cool and the Dr. Asked “who’s big red?” “my old man". Unfortunately she then started to cry because he was no longer with her but someone else!!!