Valentine’s Day 2019 was the third day I ever drove. Picked up a young lady, dressed to the nines, with a destination of a high-class steak house. She was just bubbling over, because she was going to meet her boyfriend there and she was convinced that he was going to pop the question.

Halfway there, he calls her on the phone and breaks up with her. I had to take her back home as she sobbed her heart out in the back seat.