Not my story, but impressive story, as told to us coworkers.

Coworker decides to give on again off again boyfriend another chance. Boy is sly, buys girl diamond earrings for Christmas, trying to woo her, make up for wrong doings. Couple goes out for New Year’s Eve. They go back to an apartment (his or hers I can’t recall) and party with friends. Part way through the night he disappears. Comes back with another girl…let me rephrase… comes back making out with another girl. Yes… BROUGHT HER TO THE PARTY.

Coworker decides to keep her cool. Obviously embarrassed and fuming- but instead of making too huge a scene, leaves the party. The next day, a cold, cold, cold winter day, as he continues sleeping in with girl, coworker arrives with all of his stuff and buckets of water (think gigantic water tank full). She carefully lays all of his clothes and belongings all over the car and dumps buckets of water on them. She freezes all his belongings in thick ice to the car, windshield, back windshield, windows, mirrors, tires, all covered with frozen clothes. She leaves him a note, letting him know that she returned all of his clothes and that she’d give him back the earrings too but she sold them for $5 to another coworker (she totally did this, because the other coworker admired them, they were friends, and it would piss him off knowing he spent all that money). Because he had no way to drive away to warm up the clothes and get them off, she had managed to find a clever way to break up with him and return his stuff in the most inconvenient way without actually getting in trouble for damaging it. When he came into the store, she had the coworker who bought the earrings tell him that she wasn’t there, wearing the earrings in all their shiny glory. ; )