I am not a revenge type person. I will only push things as far as I have to to make things right. I don't pull pranks. God gave me this one tho and I still laugh!!!

I was working the medical room at the animal shelter. It was 2007. Being an animal shelter it was always needing money. It didnt help that I knew the newest recent director of the place was embezzling. She even hired her best friend w no experience at an exhorbitant salary and the friends daughter also to clean kennels at a rate no one else in back made including the euthanasia tech. The director knew I knew as I also had some power in the place and worked with some of the board members. The director and her friends treated me VERY badly and tried to turn others against me. I had my own fans tho and my record speaks for itself. On saving lives no one could question me. Boards move notoriously slow, but when they finally started to investigate and it took them 3 months of it, this director, her friends, and several other people were dismissed.

In the mean time I was putting up with A LOT of crap that I felt was totally unnecessary at a job that can already hurt your heart. It was very difficult for me. I even had false allegations of animal cruelty that anybody who has worked with or knows me knows this is not true. Yes..very hard to deal with.

Anyway, you never knew what was going to walk in the door! Animal control one day brought in a medium sized black schnauzer mix. What a cutie! Stray. Very happy temperament. There was one problem…his penis was very swollen and stuck outside the sheath. Dog was a little too happy I guess😂 Trying to pull the skin back over it was not gonna happen. It was very swollen! I called Doc and asked him what can I do to help this poor little dude. Anything to be done to avoid a costly trip to the vet office?

Doc advised me to pack it with sugar. Really? Are you joshing? No. He was not. I ran out to the corner store and picked up sugar. I poured it into a Tupperware container and went about doing what Doc said. My gloved hand went back and forth from the sugar bowl to his poor penis.Cool cloths and sugar pack. It did work. We avoided a trip to the vet! Wooho! I covered the sugar Bowl and put it on a side counter along with some other veterinary medicines.

Lunchtime came and I went out. When I came back I noticed the container was gone. I know where I put it. Where did it go? I couldn't find it.

I looked everywhere! I went up to the break room and there it was, next to the half empty coffee maker! Lid was off. Spoon next to it. I asked the desk girl who went to the medical room and grabbed my sugar? She had stated she heard the directors friend make coffee and then was disappointed they had no sugar. She took it upon herself to go thru MY things in the medical room and just take what she wanted. I hope anyone with common sense would not just take anything from that room to EAT! God knows what I have done with it in there!😂 Like really? Really???

The best thing about it? The desk girls did not drink coffee. It was drank only by the director and her friend!!! I never would have done this on purpose, satisfying as it would be. I also told NO ONE about this except a friend long after! I was trying to mind my P's and Q's at a bad time. I would not have wanted an innocent party drinking it for sure.

So it's one of my favorite private laughs of all time…those that wronged me and stole from homeless animals never ever were aware that they used sugar that was steeped in dog penis. They drank dog dick sugar!!!! It still makes me smile!😝