My GF left me for another guy, her boss (what a cliché, I know) that's a whole other story I wont get into.

About a month after we broke up she starts contacting me, wanting to meet for a drink etc. So we meet and she confesses her new guy can’t really function in bed and even then its few and far between. Long story short she wants to be FWB. She is smoking hot, we have great chemistry in bed and being a heartbroken dope I think I might be able to win her back, so I say yes. We met up a few times, it was great but then I just felt used. I started dating, I had met a few nice people (but no commitments) , one day my FWB found pics of a girl I was dating (ok, I accidentally on purpose left them out) she turned crazy jealous, which was hilarious.

It then got weird, she would come over, have sex, drink too much then cry about getting back together but then the next day forget all about it.

I decided to really break up with her and then the opportunity for revenge presented itself. She came over literally on her new BF’s birthday, she went shopping and bought him a shirt, she showed it to me, asked my opinion.

So we had sex, she fell asleep and in a sudden burst of inspiration I took a pic of me wearing his shirt and her laying naked in the background.

I had planned to send it (via email, I knew his email address) after she left but then I thought what's the point, I don’t want her back. So I didn’t send the pic.(not yet, but there is a punchline)

I did stop seeing her but we kept in touch. I did move on to dating a lovely girl. Coming up to a year later she informs me that she hooked up with her BF’s best friend of 20 years and left her BF.

Exactly a year later I emailed the BF the pic on his birthday, I said “recognize the shirt ?, you may have thought you stole her but you never had her, happy birthday asshole"

His response was only “well played sir, well played"

Oh and she broke up with the next guy and went through 2-3 other guys before she finally settled on someone for a few years, they broke up for a year or two and got back together for the past 5 years.

I kept in touch via Facebook, it was fun to watch the drama.