‘Consider yourself served’

I had been living with my BF, let’s call him “Mike”, in Santa Cruz CA for almost 4 years. It was horrible. The emotional abuse started right away ( too long to go into detail ). One day he finally admitted he was having an affair, if that weren’t enough he was screwing a lot of guys. And he wasn’t really Repentant. I broke it off immediately but that wasn’t the end of it. He stalked me, threatened my friends and just generally made life miserable for many people. He would go out on the weekends to get his haircut and then return a couple days later. However, I was never allowed to go out (see my profile pic and you’ll see why). (This part is important) after I finally dumped my ex’s tired ass and moved into my own place, Mike came up to me at work (sigh-yes we worked in the same place ) and told me about a date he had the previous night, how ‘Peter’ was a great date and that they were going to go out again. First thought ‘What the FUCK makes you think I WANT TO HEAR THIS??’

A couple days later I heard through a mutual friend that ‘Peter’ really wanted to talk to me about Mike. I made the time and what I found out was both expected and a complete shock: my ex had sexually assaulted ‘Peter’. ‘Peter’ was furious. So I hatched a plan. All the stars aligned and it looked like Karma. As Mike was revving up his abuse and stalking, I got a restraining order then I needed to find someone to serve him the papers. Peter was really adamant that he be the one to serve. I had no problem with that. So, one morning I’m at work and Peter showed up and headed towards Mike. Mike got all cheerful as his victim/BF showed up at work to see him <cue record scratch>. Peter walks up to him and hands him the papers and says ‘consider yourself served’ and walked off. Oh, the best part? I timed it so that this all occurred on Mike and I’s 4 year anniversary. Bitchy, I know